IT'S.... EPIC RAP BATTLES OF W3: SONIC vs RD

IIIt's EPIC RAP BATTLES OF W3!!

SONIC THE HEDGEHOG!

VS!

RAINBOW DASH!

BEGIN!
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SONIC


I'm sorry Rainbow Dash
But this is no contest
Without those little blue wings
You'd be totally useless.

The regular, SOAPs
I don't need any shoes
I just need my fast legs
to go beyond Mach 2

I travel the world
You spend your days in some town
Heck, I've even read that story
Where you got torn up by that clown!

Whether I win or lose
I face the challenge head on
You just curl up in a ball,
Somepony call her mom!

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RD


Mach 2? Ha!
That's only as fast as you go!
Have you seen my Sonic Rainboom?
If you didn't, DAMN you're slow!

It broke more than the barrier
It causes explosions!
Wait, your head's too far up your ass
to even see the commotion!

I only played you for an hour
then put down the controller
You're just some speedy little rat
Looping through a whole bunch of coasters!

2D or 3D
It's just the same old game
You're were just bound to crash
So get out of the fast lane!

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SONIC


Hey, compared to you
I'm up on Cloud 9
I'm a company mascot
You're just part of a line

You're a doll in a collection
owned by my little friend Cream
She plays with you for just a second
Before leaving with Cheese.

Since I showed up in '91
I've bathed in the spotlight
It took you ponies 30 years
For you all to get it right!

I've got rivals, Sidekicks
And the Tornado Two
You've got some mares, a filly
Oh, and your little Girlfriend too!
*SMOOCH!*

Hey, no need to deny it
I've already figured it out!
You're should take her advice right now
and COME OUT!

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RD


Hey, put a hoof in it,
You half-dead porcupine!
The last nail's in your coffin
It's only a matter of time!

Sure, you've crossed with Nintendo
But that's just desperation
You're not really "famous,"
That's your imagination!

All of your "friends" and "rivals"
are either emos or idiots
And your games are so lame
They don't even think you're serious!

I've got a fan in Scootaloo
But at least she's fun,
With that stalker on your tail
I can see why you run!

Even your fans are all saying
that I'm 20% cooler!
So just drop the act
you delusional poser!

Since Sega stopped the consoles,
You've been outta luck,
There's one thing Sega does that Nintendon't:
they SUCK!

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WHO WON!?
WHO'S NEXT!
YOU DECIDE!

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EPIQ RAP BATTLES OF W3